I am soooooo super sweet, I think everyone will love me!

I am looking for a special family though.  I expect to get all the attention I deserve.  I expect to have a lap that I can snuggle into.  I expect my family to love me forever.  There!  That's not so hard is it? 

Plus, I already come in a fun-size package, and I am zero calories!  You'll never find a better Snickers than me!  Cross my paws.  I'm a sweetheart!

All you need to do is f ill out an application and tell me how much you will love me!  I really want to hear that word forever.  I really, really do.